Jacques & Joe (in Boston) have been doing comedy stuff since 94. Jacques & Biff (LA by way of Toronto/Tokyo) been on hockey team since 96. Yap pop culture and have cool guest - comedians, respected authors, renown scientist & scholars, prominent music folks, tv/film makers and just cool friends.
Episodes
Monday Jun 28, 2021
Monday Jun 28, 2021
Comedian Sally Mullin’s joins Biff and Jacques to talk about her stand up special “Sleazy Does It” (which is an absolutely hysterical hour of brutally cringeworthy awesomeness), How she’s been killing it in the zoom comedy world over lock down and how she balances all this with HER podcast (PORN MOM PODCAST) and her FAN’S ONLY (@MsJamieFoster) work.
As always, Jacques wouldn’t STFU but Sally was able to talk about mentoring comics and adult film talent as well as talk the ups and downs of creating content and the evils of dealing with the selling of content (like her horror, thriller features on Amazon Prime.)
Have a pad and paper to jot down the knowledge being dropped here … or just listen twice. IF you are in the LA area and vaccinated … GO SEE SALLY’S SHOWS… and if you’re in to adult content … check out her FansOnly page.
We truly hope Sally becomes a regular CP guest!
Sally’s info:
Sally’s homepage: Sallymullins.com
Sally On Twitter @SallyMullins1
Sally On Instagram @Sallymullins818
Sally On FansOnly @MsJamieFoster
CP: Twitter: https://twitter.com/carnivalpodcast
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Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Mind Time by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Monday Jun 21, 2021
Monday Jun 21, 2021
Biff and Jacques talk a shitty week on the set of the slip n slide reality TV show, the updates on Jacques’ reality show and feature script. We talk the passing of Frank Booner … aka Herb Tarlek (a true TV hero of Jacques’.) CP honors this legend with the replaying of the WKRP parody (by @Model_CHP3Y on Twitter and Youtube)
Olympics are starting in Japan … Whether the folks there want it or not. And Jacques fails AGAIN at Biff’s game … guess the porn star.
GOP fights to NOT have Jan. 6th investigation but claims the FBI was behind Jan. 6 terrorist attack and demands answers. So yeah …
Turns out the NHL didn’t cancel the play-offs after the Bruins were knocked out and Biff talks how damn good these players are.
BIFF down loads a new Godzilla mobile game and Jacques is Loving Loki on Disney Plus.
CP: Twitter: https://twitter.com/carnivalpodcast
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carnivalpodcast/
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Bookends by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
WKRP parody (by @Model_CHP3Y on Twitter and Youtube)
Monday Jun 14, 2021
Monday Jun 14, 2021
You might not agree with all our movie picks and that’s ok. You’re allowed to be wrong.
Biff and Jacques break down the summer’s big releases into 4 categories: See in a theater, see at a drive-in, wait for streaming and gouge your own eyes out to avoid seeing.
CP: Twitter: https://twitter.com/carnivalpodcast
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carnivalpodcast/
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Monday Jun 07, 2021
Monday Jun 07, 2021
No … Really … He did… Or might have … he was there AND was (seriously) a mob hit man. Jacques left the house and went to … a Carnival… It’s also Jacques’ birthday which he says he doesn't care but talked about it and the BEST birthday present he EVER got (and he’s had GF who were … “adventurous.”) Covid updates, MORE heinous Crime in Japan and how DO you bankrupt a blog? GOP gave Lee Harvey some shout outs on Memorial Day. Biff talks NHL and are the FNH guys gonna file a class action suit against Taylor? Jacques suggest giving HBO Max’ “Hacks” and Apple TV Plus’ “Mythic Quest” a watch.
CP: Twitter: https://twitter.com/carnivalpodcast
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carnivalpodcast/
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Foul by Dan Cray and Beyond Id (recorded at Tuff's Univ. WMFO on the Mikey D’s Show in 1994)
Monday May 31, 2021
Monday May 31, 2021
Biff and Jacques chat that passing of the GREAT Charles Grodin. For Biff it’s King Kong, Midnight Run and Carson … Jacques it’s Ishtar, Midnight Run and Lettermen… Heavens Can Wait and Great Muppet Caper round out both their top 5.
Jacques talks the time he tried to convince his friend Kat who was a foreign exchange student from Greece that DISPITE what you see and hear .. Letterman and Grodin really ARE friends!
Biff laments if Clifford killed his will to do movie and drive him into being a political pundit?
It’s always sad to see someone whose work you loved pass … but the rabbit hole of “research” for this sideshow … a very enjoyable ride.
CP: Twitter: https://twitter.com/carnivalpodcast
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carnivalpodcast/
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Monday May 24, 2021
Monday May 24, 2021
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39 years later Jacques FINALLY watched Blade Runner. Biff creates a new way to see if Jacques can tell Japanese woman apart with a new game called Find The Porn Star. Seems the last administration DIDN’T fix the millennia old middle east problems and the GOP redefines the term “field trip”. Jacques drives by his old girlfriends (sports radio) house to remind himself how he’s over them/it. The NHL playoffs week one hasn’t disappointed and FINALLY some video game talk as Resident Evil 8 has been played and The unlimited magnum has been unlocked! Biff’s 21 year old son AND Jacques both recommend “Invincible” on Amazon Prime, some almost legit parenting tips and the TRUE moment Joe touched the sun with his CP version of the Welcome Back Kotter theme (NOT the WKRP theme as Jacques prefaced in the show (shut up Richard!) CP: Twitter: https://twitter.com/carnivalpodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carnivalpodcast/
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id Closing Song: Struggly by Dan Cray and Beyond Id |
Monday May 17, 2021
Monday May 17, 2021
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Tom Rogan, successful television producer (founder of Authentic Entertainment) turned successful Chocolatier (and longtime friend of Jacques) chats how not only do people buy $16 candy bars … but he can NOT keep up with demand. Tom and Jacques’ worlds intersect at the corners of dog rescue, survivors of working with Billy Ray Cyrus and as unofficial co-presidents of the Julian Edelman fan club. Tom shares amazing stories of the plan he and his wife Monica hatched in 2010 to turn their hobby into a business that wouldn’t just support their family but open up true opportunities in the communities all over Central and South America where they ethically source their beans from. Oh … and turns out Dr. Fauci is a fan of Tom’s chocolates as well. You can order chocolate and or make donations to cause Tom and Monica champion at: www.GoodnowFarms.com And follow them at FB, Twitter and Instagram at: GoodnowFamrs CP: Twitter: https://twitter.com/carnivalpodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carnivalpodcast/
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening/Closing Song: Candy Man by Sloppy Seconds
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Monday May 10, 2021
Monday May 10, 2021
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If you think the opening jokes are bad … wait till you see Mortal Kombat. Jacques talks getting marriage counseling with his Alexia devices and Biff talks LA Covid coloring system hinting at being racist and his Zoom failure this week. If you like the song Tutti Frutti (and who doesn’t you’ll LOVE this week’s Self-Indigent flash back with Joe from Ep. 140 doing John Oliver singing Little Richard! NHL playoffs are upon us but first a visit via Crapitols and Rangers to Slat Shot style hockey from the days of old … Jacques recommends strongly Netflix’ “This Is A Robbery” , parenting tips AND the debut of the NEW Dan Cray and Beyond Id song “Buidling The Wall.” What move can you want … well … we ain’t giving it to you … this week. But fill out a card and drop it in the suggestion box that only looks like a paper shredder. CP: Twitter: https://twitter.com/carnivalpodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carnivalpodcast/
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id Closing Song: Dan Cray and Beyond Id’s “Building The Wall” (But 98% Dan)
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Monday Apr 26, 2021
Monday Apr 26, 2021
Biff manages to find the strength to record AFTER getting on the ice the night before for first time in over a year! Biff manages to find the strength to record for a 2nd time this weekend as Jacques really Jacques’d up the original recording from the day before! Biff talks paying a birthday visit to the founder of FNH and godfather for So. Cal hockey Paul. Jacques yaps his latest first script FIRST table read this past week as well as him being a guest on a Qatari based business/sports podcast (Jim Mackie - In The Game) and his advice on making a movie guaranteed to get Oscar noms, DC state hood moves forward IF Joe Manchen gets out of his party’s way and MORE heinous crime in Japan, ONE of which is that Hello Kitty fell to #8 in a recent poll of Sanrio characters! Jacques introduces his 10 year old to Tommy Boy AND continues his goal of owning record for most viewing of End Game. Biff loves this new show call The Mandalorian. Parenting tips AND as usual, this episode’s highlight is a Joe Self-Indulgent theater (From Ep. 105 6/24/19) Singing Under Pressure as Paul Lynde and Gilbert Gottfried.
CP: Twitter: https://twitter.com/carnivalpodcast
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carnivalpodcast/
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Dan Cray “Wet Brain” DanCray.net
Monday Apr 12, 2021
Monday Apr 12, 2021
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Christmas in April, as Joe makes his triumphant return to CPP on this supersized episode. If you were looking to hear what two middle-aged white dudes and a middle-aged Asian guy’s thoughts are on the passing of DMX and Little Nas X’s twitter timeline were, you came to the right place! With all the time Matt Gaetz spends with teenage girls, you’d think one of them would have shown him how to make his Venmo transactions private. Also seems the GOP are the new kings of Cancel Culture as they try to pull the plug on corporate America because they don’t like that we don’t like that they are Making Jim Crow Laws Great Again. The MBL moves the All-Star game from Atlanta and the Texas Rangers remove hopes of a smart covid plan from Texas. We do a deep dive, play by play analysis on the Japan Crime Wave clip Biff shared, yap Kong vs. Godzilla, a Self-Indulgent theater from the vault and more parenting tips. Oh, we don’t really know what NFTs are but we do a bad job explaining them! Its really a big day for the listeners! CP: Twitter: https://twitter.com/carnivalpodcast Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/carnivalpodcast/
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4 Joe on Twitter is @Optigrabber
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id Closing Song: My Brother Zebulon “Railroad Tracks” off Greatest Ear Wigs Vol. 1
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