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EP. 178 BACK! Like A Bad Rash!

EP. 178 BACK! Like A Bad Rash!

July 19, 2021

After a month off (you’re welcome) Biff and Jacques are back to shoot the shit about everything and nothing.  Know what else is back … Jacques tragic audio engineering skills … couldn’t get mixer and his mic to work … so this is all zoom audio baby!  UGH.

Jacques took his family on a 650 mile road trip JUST to watch Karate Kid triple feature at Mahoning Drive In in Lehighton PA, was a BLAST … two weeks later big Solar tried to shut down the 72 year old theater … was Jacques the hero that saved it? Probably not … but he did pull a fast one to try to help.

Know who is heroes … Texas Dem state reps!!!

All this is much much more … well … more.

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Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

Closing Song: Austin 66 by Dan Cray (DanCrayNet)

Sideshow # 71 Sleazy Talk with Sally Mullins

Sideshow # 71 Sleazy Talk with Sally Mullins

June 28, 2021

Comedian Sally Mullin’s joins Biff and Jacques to talk about her stand up special “Sleazy Does It” (which is an absolutely hysterical hour of brutally cringeworthy awesomeness), How she’s been killing it in the zoom comedy world over lock down and how she balances all this with HER podcast (PORN MOM PODCAST) and her FAN’S ONLY (@MsJamieFoster) work.

As always, Jacques wouldn’t STFU but Sally was able to talk about mentoring comics and adult film talent as well as talk the ups and downs of creating content and the evils of dealing with the selling of content (like her horror, thriller features on Amazon Prime.)

Have a pad and paper to jot down the knowledge being dropped here … or just listen twice.  IF you are in the LA area and vaccinated … GO SEE SALLY’S SHOWS… and if you’re in to adult content … check out her FansOnly page.

We truly hope Sally becomes a regular CP guest!

Sally’s info:

Sally’s homepage: Sallymullins.com

Sally On Twitter @SallyMullins1

Sally On Instagram @Sallymullins818

Sally On FansOnly @MsJamieFoster

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Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey

Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4

 

Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

 

Closing Song: Mind Time by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

EP.177 -We Lost A Booner

EP.177 -We Lost A Booner

June 21, 2021

Biff and Jacques talk a shitty week on the set of the slip n slide reality TV show, the updates on Jacques’ reality show and feature script.  We talk the passing of Frank Booner … aka Herb Tarlek (a true TV hero of Jacques’.) CP honors this legend with the replaying of the WKRP parody (by @Model_CHP3Y on Twitter and Youtube)

Olympics are starting in Japan … Whether the folks there want it or not.  And Jacques fails AGAIN at Biff’s game … guess the porn star.

GOP fights to NOT have Jan. 6th investigation but claims the FBI was behind Jan. 6 terrorist attack and demands answers.  So yeah …

Turns out the NHL didn’t cancel the play-offs after the Bruins were knocked out and Biff talks how damn good these players are.

BIFF down loads a new Godzilla mobile game and Jacques is Loving Loki on Disney Plus.

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Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

Closing Song: Bookends by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

WKRP parody (by @Model_CHP3Y on Twitter and Youtube)

Sideshow # 70 - CP Summer Movie Guide.  You’re Welcome!

Sideshow # 70 - CP Summer Movie Guide. You’re Welcome!

June 14, 2021

You might not agree with all our movie picks and that’s ok.  You’re allowed to be wrong.

Biff and Jacques break down the summer’s big releases into 4 categories: See in a theater, see at a drive-in, wait for streaming and gouge your own eyes out to avoid seeing.

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Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey

Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4

Ep. 176 Woody Harrelson’s Dad Killed Kennedy

Ep. 176 Woody Harrelson’s Dad Killed Kennedy

June 7, 2021

No … Really … He did… Or might have … he was there AND was (seriously) a mob hit man. Jacques left the house and went to … a Carnival… It’s also Jacques’ birthday which he says he doesn't care but talked about it and the BEST birthday present he EVER got (and he’s had GF who were … “adventurous.”)  Covid updates, MORE heinous Crime in Japan and how DO you bankrupt a blog?  GOP gave Lee Harvey some shout outs on Memorial Day.  Biff talks NHL and are the FNH guys gonna file a class action suit against Taylor?  Jacques suggest giving HBO Max’ “Hacks” and Apple TV Plus’ “Mythic Quest” a watch.

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Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

Closing Song: Foul by Dan Cray and Beyond Id (recorded at Tuff's Univ. WMFO on the Mikey D’s Show in 1994)

Sideshow #69 Charles Grodin

Sideshow #69 Charles Grodin

May 31, 2021

Biff and Jacques chat that passing of the GREAT Charles Grodin.  For Biff it’s King Kong, Midnight Run and Carson … Jacques it’s Ishtar, Midnight Run and Lettermen… Heavens Can Wait and Great Muppet Caper round out both their top 5.

Jacques talks the time he tried to convince his friend Kat who was a foreign exchange student from Greece that DISPITE what you see and hear .. Letterman and Grodin really ARE friends!

Biff laments if Clifford killed his will to do movie and drive him into being a political pundit?

It’s always sad to see someone whose work you loved pass … but the rabbit hole of “research” for this sideshow … a very enjoyable ride.

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My kid CAN hit a baseball

My kid CAN hit a baseball

May 24, 2021

39 years later Jacques FINALLY watched Blade Runner.  Biff creates a new way to see if Jacques can tell Japanese woman apart with a new game called Find The Porn Star.  Seems the last administration DIDN’T fix the millennia old middle east problems and the GOP redefines the term “field trip”.

Jacques drives by his old girlfriends (sports radio) house to remind himself how he’s over them/it.  The NHL playoffs week one hasn’t disappointed and FINALLY some video game talk as Resident Evil 8 has been played and The unlimited magnum has been unlocked!

Biff’s 21 year old son AND Jacques both recommend “Invincible” on Amazon Prime,  some almost legit parenting tips and the TRUE moment Joe touched the sun with his CP version of the Welcome Back Kotter theme (NOT the WKRP theme as Jacques prefaced in the show (shut up Richard!)

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Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4

 

Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

Closing Song: Struggly by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

Sideshow#68 Tom Rogan of Goodnow Farms  aka The Candy Man

Sideshow#68 Tom Rogan of Goodnow Farms aka The Candy Man

May 17, 2021

Tom Rogan, successful television producer (founder of Authentic Entertainment) turned successful Chocolatier (and longtime friend of Jacques) chats how not only do people buy $16 candy bars …  but he can NOT keep up with demand.

Tom and Jacques’ worlds  intersect at the corners of dog rescue, survivors of working with Billy Ray Cyrus and as unofficial co-presidents of the Julian Edelman fan club.

Tom shares amazing stories of the plan he and his wife Monica hatched in 2010 to turn their hobby into a business that wouldn’t just support their family but open up true opportunities in the communities all over Central and South America where they ethically source their beans from.  Oh … and turns out Dr. Fauci is a fan of Tom’s chocolates as well.

You can order chocolate and or make donations to cause Tom and Monica champion at: www.GoodnowFarms.com

And follow them at FB, Twitter and Instagram at: GoodnowFamrs

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Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4

 

Opening/Closing Song: Candy Man by Sloppy Seconds

 

NHL Playoffs and other Non-Sense

NHL Playoffs and other Non-Sense

May 10, 2021

If you think the opening jokes are bad … wait till you see Mortal Kombat.  Jacques talks getting marriage counseling with his Alexia devices and Biff talks LA Covid coloring system hinting at being racist and his Zoom failure this week. If you like the song Tutti Frutti (and who doesn’t you’ll LOVE this week’s Self-Indigent flash back with Joe from Ep. 140 doing John Oliver singing Little Richard!  NHL playoffs are upon us but first a visit via Crapitols and Rangers to Slat Shot style hockey from the days of old … Jacques recommends strongly Netflix’ “This Is A Robbery” , parenting tips AND the debut of the NEW Dan Cray and Beyond Id song “Buidling The Wall.”  What move can you want … well … we ain’t giving it to you … this week.  But fill out a card and drop it in the suggestion box that only looks like a paper shredder.

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Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey

Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4

 

Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

Closing Song: Dan Cray and Beyond Id’s “Building The Wall” (But 98% Dan)

 

Ep. 173 - The Return Of FNH

Ep. 173 - The Return Of FNH

April 26, 2021

Biff manages to find the strength to record AFTER getting on the ice the night before for first time in over a year!  Biff manages to find the strength to record for a 2nd time this weekend as Jacques really Jacques’d up the original recording from the day before!  Biff talks paying a birthday visit to the founder of FNH and godfather for So. Cal hockey Paul.  Jacques yaps his latest first script FIRST table read this past week as well as him being a guest on a Qatari based business/sports podcast (Jim Mackie - In The Game) and his advice on making a movie guaranteed to get Oscar noms, DC state hood moves forward IF Joe Manchen gets out of his party’s way and MORE heinous crime in Japan, ONE of which is that Hello Kitty fell to #8 in a recent poll of Sanrio characters!  Jacques introduces his 10 year old to Tommy Boy AND continues his goal of owning record for most viewing of End Game. Biff loves this new show call The Mandalorian.  Parenting tips AND as usual, this episode’s highlight is a Joe Self-Indulgent theater (From Ep. 105 6/24/19) Singing Under Pressure as Paul Lynde and Gilbert Gottfried.

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Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey

Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4

 

Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

Closing Song: Dan Cray “Wet Brain” DanCray.net

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