
Jacques & Joe (in Boston) have been doing comedy stuff since 94. Jacques & Biff (LA by way of Toronto/Tokyo) been on hockey team since 96. Yap pop culture and have cool guest - comedians, respected authors, renown scientist & scholars, prominent music folks, tv/film makers and just cool friends.
Episodes

Monday Apr 11, 2022
CP EP 197 - The One (Fishing Pole) That Got Away
Monday Apr 11, 2022
Monday Apr 11, 2022
Taping on Biff’s birthday they chat Biff’s birthday fishing story … THIS really is a good one. Oscar’s suck and Grammy’s suck. Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at Oscars … and Grammy’s slapped the times up movement giving Lewis CK an award … WTAF.
Hey despite the GOP pulling out all the racist and crazy cards they could … Judge Ketanji Brown is NOW the first black woman on the SCOTUS!!!!
Seems Covid is still a thing … seems Putin is still a major war criminal … and there is still crime in Japan … but don’t lose hope … there is still Moon Night, Ted Lasso and parenting tips on this weeks podcast! You’re welcome world!
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: I-Rock by Fivehead

Monday Apr 04, 2022
Monday Apr 04, 2022
Actor, Front-Man, Writer … and over all good guy – Gene Dante chats with Joe, Biff and Jacques about his love of acting, writing … and Paul Lynde!
From his European touring roll in Rocky Horror, to his Bauer hockey commercial, to his band (Gene Dante and the Future Starlets) new double album “DL/Ux” – it was a real fun and funny talk.
Is Gene the hardest working man in show business … maybe … but he really works pretty fucking hard and we’re jacked to seeing his band play Friday April 29th at Sonia in Cambridge with world famous Tragedy!
Follow Gene on FB, Twitter, Instagram and myspace @GeneDanta And check out: GeneDante.com for everything else … and buy the new record!
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: :Diamond In A Trash Can” By Gene Danta and The Future Starlets Off the album DL/Ux Closing Song: “Little Belle” by Gene Dante And The Future Starlets of the album DL/Ux
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Sunday Mar 27, 2022
CP EP 196 - Phineous Trout Is The True Star Of Willie Wonka!
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Proud Papa Jacques brags a bit about his sons STARING roll as Phineous Trout in his Jr. High’s production of Willie Wonka Jr. Joe breaks down the Gayest Episode Ever’s break down of 31 years of Simpson’s LGBTQ references! Biff breaks down the winners/losers of the NHL’s trade deadline moves and a real (bad) news story from Japan (but still with fantastic animations!)
Is Covid over? Is Putin really this fucking awful and … the GOP acted exactly like you’d expect (racist, performance theater) at Ketanji Brown Jackson’s SCOTUS hearings. Couple parenting tips and a huge recommendation to watch Winning Time on HBO Max
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: L.I.E. (Do You Wanna) by Gene Dante And The Future Starlets

Monday Mar 14, 2022
CP EP. 195 - News Flash! Kids Like Snack Bars
Monday Mar 14, 2022
Monday Mar 14, 2022
Is Joe stopping in to chat on this weeks’ podcast the highlight … Maybe. Maybe not. Is Joe’s Self-Indulgent Theater from Ep. 116 (10/7/19) a Don Adams/Don Knotts mash-up/duet of Ice Ice Baby the highlight … YES!
Biff, Joe and Jacques chat a couple tragic anniversaries this week … the 3/11/11 Eastern Japan Tsunami … as well as Jacques 2014 marriage anniversary to Management (which Biff was the officiant for (so this is HIS fault!)
Jacques points out what a rock star Joe was last week helping pull off another "Joe's Basement - Retro Video Game fundraiser (and show case) for Afternoon In The Arts (a Lowell Mass Jr High FREE program) at Mill #5 ... with our new best friends from Boom Boom Games and how a curve ball in 9th hour meant Jacques boys after getting off stage KILLED it running the make shift snack bar!!!!!!
The Ukrainian people and President Zelenskyy continue the braves fight vs Putin as Donny 3Scoops is now Don Quixote fighting Windmills (again).
THE BATMAN came out this week and cause Jacques gives it an 8 and not an 11 … sparks fly! Biff sort of points out the existence but doesn’t really recommend Sadako Channel on YouTube and Jacques totally DOES NOT recommend Guardians Of Justice on Netflix.
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Other Break by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
Sideshow 84b - Professor Cook. He’s Wicket Smaht Dude!
Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
Tuesday Mar 08, 2022
Where Putin’s calendar reads 1936 we asked Political Science professor from the University Of Pittsburgh at Johnstown, Doctor Chris Cook to come on and help try to make sense of a world that refuses to make any sense. Dr. Cook and Jacques cross paths years before in college … which Jacques has apologized for which Dr. Cook graciously accepted.
This is a supersized sideshow that has us wanting to see if we can zoom in to Professor Cooks classes the rest of this semester. He’s wicket smaht dude.
We’re hoping someone in the Biden administration listens to this episode and brings Professor Cook on board … we don’t know if any of that stuff in Ukraine can be fixed … but we’re sure he can help!
Professor Cook is a MUST follow on Twitter at @ProfessorCook
CP on Twitter: @CarnivalPodcast
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Other Break by Dan Cray and Beyond Id

Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Sideshow #83 - Benny from Boom Boom Games
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Looking for a podcast chatting Starfox 64 and Rogue Squadron 64 … look no forward. Owner of Boom Boom Games in Billerica MA, Benny – chats flee market finds as a kid and as a young adult that built his love of gaming … and inventory to start his store!!
Ben, Joey and the crew from Boom Boom Games are helping Jacques (and Joe) host the next Mill # 5 Retro Video Game (Joe’s Basement Night) this Thursday May 3, 2022 (it’s a fund raiser for the Lowell city wide Jr High program Arts In The Afternoon!)
Besides chatting games … Benny and Joe chat the love of gaming magazines and grading items!
Hey … whenever you can … DON’T walk into a GameStop or order stuff on line … walking into a Boom Boom Games - mom and pop local store. Folks in there live for games, are a notion of knowledge and just fun to chat with!
Say hi to Benny on Twitter @
Check out Benny and Boom Boom Games @BoomBoomGames85
CP on Twitter: @CarnivalPodcast
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Mario Bros. Theme

Monday Feb 21, 2022
CP EP. 194 - CP Goes For The Gold????
Monday Feb 21, 2022
Monday Feb 21, 2022
Jacques talks how AST is a good person and a good friend as he suggests the BBC show “The IT Crowd” and his 1981 Minnesota State Hockey playoff game on YouTube … and how Joe is a bad person who suggest he watch the (also a BBC show) Derek, because he knows it will make Jacques relentlessly cry … Niagara Falls Frankie!
Both agree SB halftime show was AMAZING … the Rams SB parade … um … Not so much.
Queen Elizabeth AND Beiber got Covid … just in time to stop testing and wearing masks at Jacques kid’s school. UGH.
Putin tries to return the USSR to its glory days (isn’t invading counties really so last mid-century?)
AGAIN … USA/Canadian woman’s hockey proves to be best rivalry in all of sports.
Jacques insist Biff watch Peacemaker on HBO Max. Is it a great show and one of Jacques favorites? It’s good … but the relentlessly playing and talking about 80s hair metal is right up Biff’s ally!
CP on Twitter: @CarnivalPodcast Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Rinse and Spit by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
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Monday Feb 14, 2022
Sideshow # 82 Paul Lynde Biographer - Author Cathy Rudolph
Monday Feb 14, 2022
Monday Feb 14, 2022
Nothing says happy Valentine’s day then listening to a podcast about Paul Lynde … I THINK!
Joe, Biff and Jacques talk about one of their all-time favorite television personalities, Paul Lynde with author Cathy Rudolph about her amazing relationship with and her book - Paul Lynde, A Biography. His Life. His Love(s). His Laughter.
From the crazy way 17-year=old high school junior Cathy accidently got Paul’s home number (and his willingness to chat with aa stranger for hours on the phone), to her (and her fathers) first improbable afternoon with Paul thru her close relationship with him the last 7 years of his life … this was a fun fun chat and really, we could have kept talking Paul Lynde a few more hours.
Joe who can read … read the book and came with tons of notes and questions … Jacques, NOT the best reader, bought and listened to the book twice this week.
Follow Cathy on Twitter @PaulLyndebook
CP on Twitter: @CarnivalPodcast
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4

Monday Feb 07, 2022
EP. 193 Roses are Red. Violets Are Blue. Why We Do This, We Have No Clue.
Monday Feb 07, 2022
Monday Feb 07, 2022
BIG DAY … Duran Duran finally gets R & R HoF nom! Jacques insist all go watch Letterman on Late Night w Seth from last week but NEVER watch Mask Singer … not cause show sucks (which it does) but cause producers are D-Bags. Biff breaks down an adorable (not so much a high speed) police chase in rural Japan. Brady retires and goes out on some drama with Pats, Pats nation … totally expected and Brian Flores shining much needed light on NFL BS Rooney Rule! Biff’s watching Demonslayer S2 and Jacques binged Pennyworth and Boba Fett.
CP on Twitter: @CarnivalPodcast
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Laid by Beyond Id

Monday Jan 24, 2022
CP EP 192 Welcome To Covid Personnel
Monday Jan 24, 2022
Monday Jan 24, 2022
Biff lives in LA … Jacques in Boston … both fully vaxed both have taken Covid pretty seriously … BOTH run of luck has run out … not as much as Meatloaf’s has .. but both got Covid last week!
They talk the passing of the great Bob Saget and Louis Anderson this past week as well.
Jacques finally sees Ghost Buster Afterlife and Joe was right … 2nd best Ghostbuster movie! Jacques also binged The IT crowd upon a recommendation from their pal All Star Tommy. Jacques also loving Peacemaker on HBO Max and Biff’s … watching endless hockey … even on HULU?!?!?!?
They talk Jacques loving KFC’s new Beyond Meat Chicken Nuggets and a weird funding the police story in Japan.
CP on Twitter: @CarnivalPodcast
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Build The Wall by Dan Cray
Video for Build The Wall - https://youtu.be/BZnlObttN-Iz