Jacques & Joe (in Boston) have been doing comedy stuff since 94. Jacques & Biff (LA by way of Toronto/Tokyo) been on hockey team since 96. Yap pop culture and have cool guest - comedians, respected authors, renown scientist & scholars, prominent music folks, tv/film makers and just cool friends.
Episodes
Monday Oct 24, 2022
Monday Oct 24, 2022
Professor Cook joins us again and we make NO apologies for this being a god damn 2-hour chat about whether or not the Nov. 8th mid-Term elections will be the last semi-real elections we will ever have and DAMN IT I wish I was trying to be funny!
There is a chance we keep wanting Professor Cook on because it’s like we’re trying to get a free bachelor's degree in Civics. Truth be told … there is more thought that goes into these chats with the Professor then Jacques’ last 3 years at Fitchburg State … and he’s SOBER for these talks … so there is that.
We really love to make Professor Cook a 4th co-host! Or push him to have a podcast. Seriously these chats are therapy, informative and fun. I mean what’s not fun about the fall of Western Civilization, right? Right?????
Professor Cook is a MUST follow on Twitter at @ProfessorCook
CP on Twitter: @CarnivalPodcast
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4 (but really … @CarnivalPodcast)
Opening Song: Gomer by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Last Row Live at WMFO (Mikey Dee Show) circa 1994(95) by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Monday Oct 17, 2022
Monday Oct 17, 2022
Boys recap last weeks Sideshow with Kaylee Peterson the DEM Candidate in Idaho Congressional race and preview next weeks sideshow with Political Science Prof. Cook from University Of Pittsburg Johnstown
Jacques 53-year streak for avoiding the King Richards Faire came to an end. Management (aka his wife) said, “You’re going … and there is a cleavage competition” sssooo. Jacques also updates everyone who didn’t ask about his recent stand-up open mics.
Chat Elon (being forced maybe) into Twitter deal happening, the inspiring woman uprising in Iran and Biden federally pardoning folks for simple weed possession.
Chat some video game stuff and Joe’s latest awesome “finds” in his old hoarder landlords pile. And Biff has a nothing shocking Japanese crime story!
Sports … aka cheating scandals NOT involving the NE Patriots! Chess and Fishing .. who knew we cared … but we do. We really do.
Show on Twitter is @Carnivalpodcast
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer By Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Wedding Present by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Tuesday Oct 11, 2022
Tuesday Oct 11, 2022
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Kaylee Peterson is an incredible person who is the democratic candidate for congress in Idaho. Kaylee took time out of her insanely busy campaign schedule (and mom of two schedule) to chat with Joe and Jacques. Kaylee is running for all the right reasons and we hope Idaho knows how much they need her. There are NO Plan Parenthoods in Kaylee’s district of over 500 square miles. Idaho is 51st (not a typo) 51st in education and the incumbent republican (who proudly identifies as a white Christian nationalist) is pushing for ZERO exceptions (even to save life of the mother) forced pregnancy laws. Kaylee’s opponent WILL NOT debate her. He scared how smart, well-spoken and sound Kaylee’s policies are for ALL Idahoans.
YOU CAN HELP. Donate, phone bank on Wednesday … Donate!
Check out Kaylee on her socials. She has a GREAT clip requesting her opponent debate her that is a must see (and must LIKE and FORWARD!)
Homepage: KayleeForCongress.com
Twitter: @Kaylee4Congress
FB: Facebook.com/Kayleeforcongress
Email: Kayleeforgongress@gmail.com
Show on Twitter is @Carnivalpodcast Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer By Dan Cray and Beyond Id Closing Song: Recess by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Did we mention you can (and should) donate to Kaylee’s campaign?
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Monday Oct 03, 2022
Monday Oct 03, 2022
Hey, you hear the one about the Jewish guy from the Jersey shore, a son of an honest to goodness bonified WW2 hero, who was living in a Mennonites community and working at a production facility owned by the Moonies when he was (mistakenly) recruited by the KKK … Well … you’re about to. And it’s all true.
Woody has been buddies with Biff and Jacques since Bill Clinton’s first term … and Woody is hilarious but NO one can make up the stories Woody has lived … on and off the ice (Woody’s a goalie).
Woody is one of our favorite follows on the socials (as the kids say).
Woody chats all the above plus some fun hockey stories about Jacques, Bobby Hull Jr, his foray into the world of Tik Tok stardom and his 30-year battled with the scientology owned Earthlink … again … we’re not kidding.
And what would be a Carnival Personnel Podcast without some tech issues … there was a slight delay with Woody sometimes which gave Jacques a chance to talk over him like the jerk he is.
Woody on Twitter is @WOODYLUVSCOFFEE
Woody on the Tik Toks is @WOODYLUVSCOFFEE
Woody on the Gram is @WOODYLUVSCOFFEE
Show on Twitter is @Carnivalpodcast
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer By Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Other Break by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Other Break Music Video –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYb5T4joUCE
Sunday Oct 02, 2022
Sunday Oct 02, 2022
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Jacques cousin Jimmy was hired as a writer on SNL a couple weeks back … Hear Jacques take ALL the credit for his success as Joe and he talk about Jimmy’s FIRST TV appearance on their 1994 cable access show Formal Edition (10 yr old Jimmy Also was star on Jacques band Beyond Id’s 1994 video Mind Time … Link below!)
Jacques also talks his 3rd recent LA trip where highlight was a 4 hour low key chat with Biff and their FNH brothers Guitar Center Scottie and Mr. John Taylor Fertilizer himself … oh and other highlight was Duran Duran at the Hollywood Bowl!
Joe won the “cleaning out horder landlards trash” lottery this week finding a 1983 WORKING Coleco ADAM family Computer (game system) as well as a Superman Coco mix pack (also from 1983) and … and … a non-dated “hermetically sealed” box of Cott Instant Tom Collin’s Mix!
Biff talks a BIG Non-Katana related yakusa crime story!
Chat some Chris Ellott on Letterman rabbit hole and the 1982 Sitcom that aired ONCE but lived in Jacques had rent free ever since, OPEN ALL NIGHT.
Chat a little awful – FLA gov kidnapping people and sending them to Martha’s Vineyard … and racist game show host and Brett Faverarara being a POS theif stealing money from poorest of the poor in Mississippi.
Show on Twitter is @Carnivalpodcast Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer By Dan Cray and Beyond Id Closing Song: Mind Time by Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Mind Time video – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL5t1Aujqzg
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Monday Aug 29, 2022
Monday Aug 29, 2022
Another podcast plagued by audio issues and two guys stumbling over things they’ve heard 3nr hand or misread on Twitter!
Speaking of Twitter … Dee Synder is awesome!
Biden gets some relief for student loan debt. GQP says its worst thing ever, Dems say it’s not enough … we say it’s a campaign promise kept… and a good start.
Jacques chats a recent TV watching session with Joe that included a bunch of Conan first (Late Night, Tonight Show, Conan) viewings, a few episodes of MTV’s Remote Control and South Parks magical 25 anniversary concert.
Are the walls closing in on Donny 3Scoops? Georgia Election tampering, J6, Top Secret Docs, NYC Fraud … still praying for Perp Walk.
Show on Twitter is @Carnivalpodcast
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer By Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Best Ever by Dan Cray off Best Ever on DanCrey.net
Monday Aug 15, 2022
Monday Aug 15, 2022
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Sure we give a shout out to our friend Woody’s Insta and Twitter accounts (@WoodyLuvsCoffee), chat some shows and movies we’re watching (Lightyear was a delight). Jacques recent LA trip, doing stand up for real and his next upcoming trip to LA for Duran Duran, Biff has some Japanesse crime (?) story and we talk the amazing BBQ for FHN/Taylors Birthday party he hosted and Joe as always is the ray of hope and joy we all need in our lives …
But mostly we chatted the FBI searching Donny 4Scoops Spy Ridden resort for stolen nuclear secrets he may or may not (he did) sell to Saudi’s for … oh I don’t know … 2 billion is what they gave Jared last month … good times good times.
Show on Twitter is @Carnivalpodcast Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer By Dan Cray and Beyond Id Closing Song: Donut by Beyond Id (Rod, Hunt, Dan and Jacques line up)
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Monday Jul 25, 2022
Monday Jul 25, 2022
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Been a couple weeks which means Jacques went on another trip with his sons (this one to Six Flags in NJ and Maryland and lunch in DC with work pals from Armed Forces Ent) and management went to another European city to see Duran Duran (London this time) … two weeks means more Jan 6thhearings and wholly shit are we all Fcked!!
Hey … at least Steven Bannon is gonna be wearing a jumpsuit pretty soon.
Joe joined the podcast and while he doesn’t officially do a “self-indulgent theater” he sort of does and it’s brilliant.
Biff breaks down more crime clip from Japan … gosh what I wouldn’t give for those to be lead stories on US news!
Talk a little TV and some parenting tips and … a lot of giggling. Not really … listen for a grown man giggling.
Show on Twitter is @Carnivalpodcast Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer By Dan Cray and Beyond Id Closing Song: All Pissed Off by Dan Cray
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Monday Jul 11, 2022
Monday Jul 11, 2022
It’s been a few weeks since Biff and Jacques chatted … which means Jacques took another road trip (this time a drive to Chicago with his boys and dogs to surprise Management on her birthday) … it also means it’s been a few weeks so there’s been more mass shootings. USA USA USA
Course Japan isn’t without shootings … well one shooting … assassination of former Prime Minister Abe Shinzo with home made gun.
In more - “It’s Fine … Everything Is Fine” category (aka world is on fire) they chat Row V. Wade nightmare ruling, the Jan 6 treason trials and covid is the new herpes that won’t ever go away.
Biff talks Avs winning Cup, Jacques chats watching 9 Nick Cage movies in one night (sort of) as well as parenting tips and … stuff.
Show on Twitter is @Carnivalpodcast
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer By Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Make Believe by Dan Cray
Monday Jun 20, 2022
Monday Jun 20, 2022
Let’s address the awful nightmare first … the missing 3-year-old Harry from Lowell last week that drowned … happened just houses away from Jacques. Hug your kids.
Joe joins Biff and Jacques which always makes the show 614x better. We talk the Carlin special and Ian Bagg special on Amazon Prime from a few years ago … Ian was a one time hockey pal of Biff and Jacques. Great comic and really good hockey play … totally check it out!
We follow up from las show chatting the BBC show about folks who choose to disappear in Japan (as well as a fun crime Japan story from Biff)
Pretty long episode but each minute is as great as the last … just listen on 1.5 speed … it makes the medicine go down!
Biff on Twitter is @BiffPlaysHockey
Joe on Twitter is: @Optigrabber
Jacques on Twitter is @TheJacques4
Opening Song: Gomer By Dan Cray and Beyond Id
Closing Song: Clowns by Dan Cray and Beyond Id